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My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically

Update my mom just told me that if I had even a ‘shred’ of decency I would go back in there

Update #2: my dad apologized and told me he had only done it for ‘the grater good’

(via stability)

Being with her I feel a pain, like a frozen knife stuck in my chest. An awful pain, but the funny thing is I’m thankful for it. It’s like that frozen pain and my very existence are one.
The pain is an anchor, mooring me here.


I just realized

some hipster-type blogs are following me

but my blog’s nothing but fandom

and they’re liking but not reblogging my fandom posts

it’s okay, hipsters

your secret’s safe


(via xen29superwholock)

Essence of Fairy

untitled by melissa libra on Flickr.
Today is a selfie kinda day #selfie #ootd #love #follow #Asian


It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.

(via trust)


Sick and gross but I kinda like this photo
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