My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically
Update my mom just told me that if I had even a ‘shred’ of decency I would go back in there
Update #2: my dad apologized and told me he had only done it for ‘the grater good’
The pain is an anchor, mooring me here.
I just realized
some hipster-type blogs are following me
but my blog’s nothing but fandom
and they’re liking but not reblogging my fandom posts
it’s okay, hipsters
your secret’s safe
It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.